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mommamarine: ch4r-isma: prehistorian: me I AM CRYING THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE IS LIKE WHY’D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT DAD WOW FUCK YOU! this is too funny. “I’m a horrible father.”
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lifewith-babyx: motherrayofsunshine: selfishfool: the-milk-eyed-mender: myantiquehabibi: videohall: 11 month old twins dancing to daddy’s guitar > That look they give each other when the music starts… absolutely adorable! > I’ve gone from not wanting kids, to wanting twins and learning to play guitar.. in the space of 45 seconds. > Proven that babies can and do effectively...
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secret-country asked: You still up?
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to be a rock... and not to roll: one of my all... →
2-be-a-rock-and-not-2-roll: “So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart, trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life, seek to make your life long and its purpose in the…
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iamnotmiller asked: I honestly couldn't tell you man. My code "Blackout or get the fuck out" tends to leave lapses of memory.
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iamnotmiller asked: Dude seriously, where is my cream cheese?
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I like to rub my furry hat tassles on my nipples;
it tickles so good … so good.
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secret-country asked: Favorite super hero? Grossest thing you've ever eaten? Worst school subject? Favorite video game?
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Watching The Warriors, ask me questions! →
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Destroyed my legs today;
Why the hell am I excited to be sore? Wtf?
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My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
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